Once in a while, I haven’t got anything
substantial to talk about and I just need to ‘clear the deck’ so to speak.
Ugh. I can’t tell you how much that phrase annoys
me. I even caught my sister, who is the
smartest and most enlightened person I know using this phrase. You train dogs. Not human beings…
…if
I’m shopping and you are blocking the ENTIRE aisle with your shopping cart and
your body, I will ask you politely to make some room to let me by. If you ignore me I will take your cart and
push it to one side (unless you have children in your cart) so I can get
by. And don’t give me that look, like
your personal space is being violated.
The trolley belongs to the store, your items haven’t been paid for and
maybe next time, you’ll leave some space for others to get by…
…while
we are in the grocery store, stop yelling at the cashier like they are the CEO
of the company with the capacity to make policy decisions. The cashier is there to… cashier. Ring up your purchases and take your money,
and generally get paid very poorly to do it.
That’s it. Which is very hard for
them to do when you’re holding things up.
This
is the correct way to handle things:
Ring your things up, pay, and then ask to speak to someone in charge,
that you have a complaint and you would like to discuss it with him/her. Be firm, but civil. Do not swear or name-call. And then stand to one side while the rest of
us can buy our stuff and be on our way. We
aren’t on your side. We want to get
home.
…Newcastle
United has a thing for last-second heroics in domestic Cup ties. Since the game wasn’t televised, I had to
settle for highlights, which included this Messi-esque surge from Hatem Ben
Arfa against Blackburn Rovers…
…I
was a little discouraged to read an article in the Guardian about the waning popularity of the FA Cup in England. Dear England … you do not know what you
have. I wish that North
America had the equivalent in whatever sport (baseball would be
the most practical, but I’d love to see an FA Cup-style tournament in
hockey). For those not in the know, the
FA (Football Assocation) holds an annual domestic cup tournament open to all
Football League Teams, and the five tiers below the Football League (which
comprises I think 26 separate leagues,
please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong) and selected teams from
tier 6. This season 763 teams entered
the tournament.
Most of the lower level teams fall by the wayside in qualifying rounds. Those that survive enter the first round proper with the bigger teams. You have some interesting match-ups and some giant-killing moments. There is no seeding and draws are done at complete random. This year’s 3rd round pitted #1 Manchester City against #2 Manchester United.
Most of the lower level teams fall by the wayside in qualifying rounds. Those that survive enter the first round proper with the bigger teams. You have some interesting match-ups and some giant-killing moments. There is no seeding and draws are done at complete random. This year’s 3rd round pitted #1 Manchester City against #2 Manchester United.
Last
year Crawley Town ,
a small 5th league team from West Sussex
survived to the 5th round where they played Manchester United, the
then #1 team in English football. The
equivalent would be some obscure single A baseball team in rural Illinois going to Yankee
Stadium to play the Yankees. And they
lost, but didn’t get embarrassed. The
score was only 1-0. United striker and
resident hothead Wayne Rooney and his £250,000 a week salary pitted against Sergio
Torres and his £620 a week salary. It
wasn’t a barnstormer by any means, but it wasn’t a snoozer either. I’d love to see more of this in sports…
…if
you are in my office and there is a small period of silence, do not feel the
need to fill up that silence with whistling, humming, small talk or
(especially) drumming your fingers.
While you are drumming your fingers, I am fantasizing about breaking
those fingers one by one. Stay still Mr.
McFigdetpants. It’s silence. Enjoy it.
There’s not a lot of it around…
…I
usually stay out of politics, and especially politics of other countries, but
to all those liberals who are grooving on Ron Paul: read up on his frigging political
positions!...
…I
usually grow a winter beard, but it’s been so unseasonably warm that I’m
thinking of shaving it. But of course,
the moment I shave it, the temperature will plummet. I know it’s all in my head, but this year I’m
not taking any chances…
…Dear
advertisers: yes. I’m a man. Like many men, I like beer and tits and
sports. You got me. But for God’s sake, there’s a little more to
me than that. Stop covering up how
poorly you portray women in ads by casting men as slow-witted and useless and
needing women to cheerfully and uncomplainingly clean up after us and/or
prevent us from swallowing our tongues.
I’ve spent more than a few years looking after myself without being
mothered by a woman, and have done pretty good for myself. Two wrongs do not make a right…
…Another
sign I’m getting older: When out for a
run, I take my cell with me, even though it’s a pain in the ass. Just in case…
…My
foot is still causing me a lot of bother the day after I run. In the back of mind, I’m afraid that I won’t
be able to play soccer anymore. Of
course, I was thinking three months ago that I’ll always walk with a limp and
two months before that, I’ll be walking with a cane at the age of 35. No more self-whammies, I’ll be just fine…
There.
The deck is a little emptier.
Talk soon.
I'm curious. Ron Paul is a Republican and fairly conservative. Not sure why you used the word "liberal" regarding his followers. I've watched every single Republican debate (know thine enemies) and I honestly dislike ALL of them, especially Gingrich and Romney. I am intrigued by Ron Paul's statements about racial slurs in his newsletters a couple decades ago. That matters to me since I tend to believe that once you're a racist, you rarely change your mind. I honestly cannot fathom any of these candidates as being worthy of president. So, sticking with Obama. I think he has been unfairly maligned. I compare it to buying a house. If you buy a house in disrepair, it takes time to fix everything. And if all the carpenters, plumbers and electricians refuse to help you, you have your work cut out for you. That is how I see Obama's presidency. He inherited a mess from Bush and the Republicans in the house and senate refuse to lift a finger to help him clean it up. So,he is handicapped. But, I still like him. Plus, I'm in the medical profession and I FULLY support his health care plan. It astonishes me that NO ONE seems to be able to see the big picture regarding health care.
ReplyDeleteOk...off my soap box. Carry on!